On January 27, 1986 the space shuttle Challenger was accidentally destroyed during launch with all seven persons aboard.
Also
on this day the Church of Scientology made their official announcement
that L. Ron Hubbard had died. In doing so they put forth a nonsense
story that their founder had dropped his body and no mention was made of
the fact that he'd suffered a stroke a week before.* The true
believers were then shocked to discover that no one outside the cult
gave a damn about that useless malingering REMF** piece of excrement.
(Yes, I know I'm insulting excrement.) They're particularly upset
everyone was more concerned about the deaths of seven Wogs*** than with
the passing of the most important being on the planet.****
Today is also Holocaust Remembrance Day.
* I personally favor the pillow over the face as the actual cause of death.
** Rear Echelon Mother F***er.
*** Wog is the Scientologist term for a nonmember and the functional equivalent of the N-word.
**** Adolf Hitler used to think of himself that way too.
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