Well, If I recall correctly, Mr. Orwell never did say anything about what the comrades in the Inner Party did for fun. And unlike Sergeant Berry, I am not going to reread Orwell's magnum opus ever again if I can help it.
After I posted my initial comment on this image at Attack Cartoons another thought had popped into my head:
CREEPY UNCLE IS TOUCHING YOU
But that was a rather obvious one, wasn't it?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.